On The Fundamentalist Obsession With Fabric.

 
I was reading from Fundies Say The Darndest Things the other day and thought I’d drop a note on the fundamental obsession with fabric.

From FSTD.com:

Quote# 73416

We all knew that Muslin nations don’t tolerate other religions. I wish other nations like US, ban the Muslims from spreading their religion, a religion of violence.

mal1919, FoxNews

Quote# 71901

You said it write Sean — OBAMA IS SATIN!!!

chARLie, hannity.blogs.foxnews.com

Quote# 43964

IT IS NOTHING BUT SATIN WHO MAKES ANYBODY THINK GAYS AND LESBIENS ARE OK….

FACT, topix.com

Quote# 56053

you know what, atheist shouldnt even be on this world god made this world all perfect then satin had to come and messed it all up thanks alot.you guys suck…

karnag30kc, Youtube

Quote# 57665

he has removed God’s loving protection from our great Christian country throu the inclusion of athiests and satin worshppers…

 (((Billy))) The Atheist

 

So yeah, why the obsession with fabric?

“Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

– Leviticus 19:19

?

The world may never know.

: )

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10 Responses to On The Fundamentalist Obsession With Fabric.

  1. Seriously, I don’t even pronounce Satan “Satin.” Do they not now how to pronounce the latter? Actually, I suppose a deep Southern accent does tend to throw Satan towards a pronunciation dangerously close to the shiny material in question. How unfortunate. And now it all makes sense. 

  2. Damn, all this time I thought our troubles came from a woman and her fruit….Turns out it was her atheist friends and her bed linens?? I am soooo confused now.I thought it was her and her stand up Hubby who was tricked?I do love me so Satan Sheets…so slickery and warm.

  3. hmmcclish says:

    :DThis made me happy.

  4. leaflesstree says:

    Bwahaha. And you thought spelling wasn’t important! 

  5. Muslin. That’s great.

  6. BobRichter says:

    bwahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahmuahahhahahyeah.

  7. QuantumStorm says:

    @tendollar4ways – Bed linens are dirty, dirty things…

  8. helvetebrann says:

    Damn.  One of my dogs is named Satin.  Guess I really thought she was terrible 😉

  9. YouToMe says:

    (har minus r x 2). i forgot this one!  and, i’m listening to istanbul =)

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