Story Songs (Good Ones).

I thought I’d do a blog about story songs, which are rare but almost always excellent.  I’m defining story songs as songs that have a beginning, a middle and an end as opposed to songs that are just about a topic.  Some are funny, some might make you cry.  Several are oldies.

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(^~~~~  Ignore the distracting random pictures)

Lyrics:

Now Candy’s nineteen, goes to college in Kansas
She’s not into football or fraternity dances
Don’t care about her classes or the bad marks she gets
Spends all her time on the internet
Money’s tight yeah she’ on an allowance
So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower
Logged on to see you/see me and there it was

Everybody wants a piece of Candy
Everybody wants a piece of Candy now

Oh demand was so high she got six more cameras
Now you got Candy from every angle
Painting her nails on the edge of her bed
And fakin’ with her boyfriend when he’s givin’ her head yeah
A thousand hits a day, she didn’t know who her fans are
A few short weeks and she’s a chat room superstar
Old men loggin’ hard and fast
Just to get a little peek at Candy’s…
Money rolled in, it was good for a while
Then it got kinda freaky you know
Crampin’ her style
Old men stared when she’s out on the street
Then her boyfriend split ’cause he couldn’t take the heat
She started finding weird shit left in her mailbox
Little Barbie dolls with their little Barbie heads cut off
Oh man too much, too strange – and there it was

Everybody wants a piece of Candy now

Pretty soon the freaks they’re out tryin’ to find her
They’re not just fans man, they’re subscribers
They hid in her bushes and out at her fence
Tryin’ to get a little piece of Candy in the flesh
Lock the doors and black the windows
Take down the cameras and put ’em where the trash goes
A little late that she figured it out
Candy starved to death ’cause
She wouldn’t leave the house no

Everybody wants a piece of Candy
Everybody wants a piece of Candy now

Technically the next one only has a beginning a beginning and a beginning, lol – you’ll see what I mean.


(listen after the main lyrics to the bridge which is the best part, musically)

Lyrics:

And it feels right this time
On this crash course with the big time
Pay no mind to the distant thunder
New day fills his head with wonder, boy….

Says it feels right this time
Turned it ’round and found the right line
Good day to be alive Sir
Good day to be alive, he said…..

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just the freight train coming your way

Don’t it feel right like this
All the pieces fall to his wish
Sucker for that quick reward boy
Sucker for that quick reward they said…

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just the freight train coming your way……
It’s coming your way
It’s coming your way……
Here comes

Yeah, Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train coming your way…. Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah…
Then it comes to be, Yeah

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Probably enough for one blog : )

Rec’ if awesome.

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